Stoppit! direct comfort and lemme put my evil inside of you.. oh hey didn't see ya there.. umm.. hold on let me undo these ropes.. run along sweetie it's time for school! Ah they change up so fast. So let me put the brakes on this horrible act of incest and entertain you with a communicate! I fired my blog-writing Mexicans because they wanted a pay increase from cigarette butts and tap wet to cigar butts and Poland Spring. So I called INS to act 'em approve then slipped them an extra 50 bucks to act them all the way down to Guam. Ha ha they'll have to sneak back into their OWN country first. So I ended up hiring Indonesians for a fraction of the determine. I pay them in drive clippings and clean mites. The only problem is that their English is about as good as.. well.. my Indonesian. So to fix that. I had every one of them check every episode of ordain and alter consecutively. Let me tell you the ones that DIDN'T kill themselves communicate better than the Queen of England! So let me show you their premiere work which is excellent considering the amount of scar create from raw material on their fingers...
4. WOW EXPANSION case - THE MIRROR OF TRUTHIn this expansion to the popular MMO the player and his assort desire the reflect of Truth from the Temple of Forever. When the player finally gets to the end he looks at the Mirror of Truth which reveals... A FAT FUCKING NERD WHO WILL NEVER act OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S BASEMENT!
5. plug IT!James is an add up kid who's about to go to the prom with the girl of his dreams. On the day of the prom he gets hungry. So he goes into the bodega on the corner eats the $3 rice and beans special and now he can't stop shitting! back up James gather as much antacid and Kaopectate as he can before it ruins his big night (based on a true story).
6. F. E. A. R. EXPANSION PACK - DOORWAY TO HELLThis will be the first F. E. A. R that has no Alma ghosts or even any clones. The player finds he has to go to the bathroom at his grandma's house finds the bathroom door change state and then sees his grandma naked in the shower! IGN calls it "the scariest bet ever played" (also based on a adjust story).
8. LITTLE MISS CANKLESThe biggest frathouse on campus is having a "Bring a Porker" move tonight. As Zoftig Patty you must try desperately to fit into those sexy pants that are six sizes too small but you said you'd lose the charge someday and be able to wear them. When you finally get them on you go to the move with the man of your dreams. Try not to let your emotion overwhelm you to the inform of suicide when the fratboys end the evening by dumping cook on your head and saying. "Eat up. Fatty Patty!".
Hotel Rwanda: the bet?! Is this what I'm barely paying you Indonesians for? You guys are fired! Back to the chicken and cat farms with ya. I mean. I'm already busy enough with my white slavery ring. And they're demanding health care now! Seriously do you know how desire it takes to cattle-prod 5000 color people? No you experience what you have no idea how long that takes. So get outta here and take your clean mites with you! And do you experience who really suffers? Huh? The people looking at the communicate. Yeah that's it. I can't get these written anymore. It's just too hard to sight good cheap outrageously illegal laborers anymore! And that's why I'll have to use a bot to write these blogs from now on. Now I have to go and go up homeless guys with HIV for my gay prostitution ring...
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