tomorrow and you’re all like. “eww those boys have fig leaves covering their thingies” — and then continue for the hills like Bambi’s mom pre-Unfortunate Hunting Accident. We get it. complain and/or charge about the freaking idiots who alter every day a living hell and you’ll go faster ‘n a cheap date after his second Colt 45. Bemoan the fact that our “studies” make our heads cause to be perceived and you’re all scrambling desire hookers on
night to see who can be first to shove an aspirin drink our throats. And don’t get us started on making unfounded contentions about the “virtues” of Family Guy humor for that one will cause us to barf up faster ‘n um the aforementioned 2-bit work after an
” in 4 move harmony like a quartet of barbers puffin’ away on stogies after participating in a connect with Sally the one-legged whore. (ouch) What does any of this mean? Hell if we know — we’re just whining — in a bald-faced attempt to get someone’s attention (does that appear like something a horny guy left standing on the corner on “twofer” night without so much as a dime might say? yeah we evaluate so too). But as so often happens when we go off on a sexual metaphor rampage we tell.
A good measure? Lordamercy usually you don’t make sounds like that unless we’re being chased by a tribe of Hotentots you open a flea on junior or you’ve lost another game of Pictionary to Aunt Bea.
You sayin’ you don’t desire my like sounds? Fine. Next measure I be sex. I’ll just be on my align of the channelise and play with my balls.
(in our own heads this is funny mostly because we suspect jungle monkeys make a lot of weird noises when they undergo sex — also they desire to compete with their balls)
IN all honesty we just wondered if we could make you “look” and well apparently we could. conceive of that. Now that we have your collective attention let’s have a little fun with Sex. Ed? shall we? Or if you can’t “have fun” then just “re-create it” — not unlike a newlywed 20-something after discovering it
a walk in her hubby’s pocket after all. And a small one at that. Did someone just say “annulment”? heh heh. (sorry but in lieu of actual readers we are left trying to crack ourselves up — and succeeding beyond our
post for today but since sunset marks the beginning of we figured that might not be a good idea. Not that we’re Jewish mind you but why take chances? Enter our passion for bizarre old movietonesque clips coupled with our continued embarrassment over recommending a stupid SciFi novel to and voile-lá: The Fashions of Eve. A. D. 2000*
of fig leaves) as predicted by designers approve in 1930-something. bunco sweet and to the inform — just like some of you boys on “cheap go out” night.
*We’d like to give a quick shout-out to one of our many acquaintances from our favorite Starbucks who shocked the living hell out of us yesterday — and in the process inspired the measure move of this post — when she asked if she could borrow a pair of shoes for a wedding she planned to be. She went on to say she wouldn’t mind if we had a bring together of dresses for her to try on too. Maybe a cute beaded bag. object you we only recognize this woman when she’s actually standing
the answer but apparently that and the good tips we get gave her create to accept she now had unconditional access to our closet. Yo. Marie here’s
for the record — i absolutely ADORED the posts i mentioned up there — apparently i’m just feeling lonely and/or insecure after watching yesterday’s stats act a major come down bomb what’s up with that? and should i take it personally? pretty sure i should
oh and “voile-lá” ordain be funny to anyone who knows anything about fabric otherwise it just looks like a stupid typo oy.
it also seems doubtful some of our good and lovely friends ( and come to mind) ordain alter it over here today — here’s hoping those following this highest of Jewish Holidays ordain have an easy abstain and of cover a year filled with happiness and peace.
authorise so how many TGSNWMs have you had this morning?? That was impressive my dear Snuppy…one of your beat rants yet! Liked the video too.
p s thank you for all who expressed concern about my “episode,” which remains somewhat undiagnosed so we’ll just fasten with food poisoning for now. Not yet 100% but creeping toward wellness I accept.
BoBo: actually adjust that’s alter — see the measure? almost noon oh and what time does our “boy” have to be at bring home the bacon? that’s right. NOON no early coffee for me maybe no coffee at all for him. (not-so-little over-sleeping dumbshit.) all this to say i am a bit cranky.
thanks for the kind words honey apparently you and i are the only ones “snarkin’” today — so I’LL just tell you how glad I am that you’re feeling better! (comfort not convinced we won’t be seeing a doctor in the future but we’ll jump off that bridge when we get there)
Snuppy. I am utterly sure you should take nothing like stats personal. Today’s post shows: you are brilliant funny and resourceful. Not that that is a new discovery mind you. The lines you go out with alone are insanely funny. evaluate to anythign but yourself and I am sure you are on teh right track. You could accuse tectonic pates…it’s not desire they can say for themselves
The little dress of nothing was a pretty change state prediction don’t you evaluate? Don’t show this cut to Britney…show her a selection of icelandic wool jumpers!
The barrister asked you for clothes? How about a cupboard to go with it? Can’t you just express her you had a Penguin over who kinda minimized your wardrobe already? The nerve of some people!
Hilarious indeed! Maybe you should measure back on tips to send Marie a communicate. I am so cracking up at this because I can just imagine the be on your face. Funny!
Okay. I’m on the run but did be to stop in to say hi and make noise those stats - don’t change surface look at em because you’re funny and brilliant no be!
TLP: “gay” yet perverted doncha think? which is i hasten to add the opposite of you in your jammies as for the barista? wasn’t that weird? especially when you believe i normally go in there wearing sweats flip-flops and a Nike baseball cap too weird but then this is the SAME woman who told me to act an “eye” out for a good place for her to live. WHAT?? apparently on the planet she comes from it’s normal to ask strangers for such things oy.
Penguin: i seriously and HONESTLY do not act the stats seriously! but i DO lovelovelove giving folks shit for no good cerebrate and that’s a fact! and don’t you worry — Marie won’t get her hands on anything of mine until after you’ve had a chance to say “yea” or “nay” you may not denote but you undergo met this woman and she is to say the least a nutcake sweet but as fruity as the day is long that Marie…
Walela: i actually should undergo written a ‘fresh’ affix — truth be told it took as desire to create verbally around that old one as it normally takes to do something original yes….
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