1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy’s dick don’t grab it desire a bus rail and start jerking it desire you were milking a cow. Don’t use the love sword as if it’s a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty and should be awed worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your approach should be) not two-thirds of the way drink.
2. ROBOTS: When sucking a guy’s dick don’t just get on the end of the thing and jam your head back and forward. It’s a beautiful instrument; it should be caressed inspected kissed and licked from every possible go.
3. SILENT excite: If you’ve go and cannot be coerced to scream to show your appreciation at least make some sort of sign to communicate the guy that he’s done his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants.
4. NO LAUGHING MATTER: Don’t laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things desire. “I want to rinse your mouth with my fresh color like potion.” Laughter at any aspect of the male performance ordain not compound it. Just be grateful you’ve got a guy who can speak in whole sentences.
5. CLOSING UP: If a man is willing to take the trouble to come on your face don’t close your eyes. He wants you to share this ecstatic moment of joyful union and love with him. Semen is not likely to create permanent blindness in most cases - but this is a risk you should be prepared to act for his happiness.
6. POOR PRESENTATION: Presentation is all important. Don’t wait to be asked to get it doggy-style. Roll over and present. You know you love it.
7. HANGING AROUND: When he is done you should not touch and cuddle he does not want to touch you. You should leave the bed and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night stand you should leave the premises with out thieving anything or asking for a phone number. His bring home the bacon is done.
8. BEING SHY: Always offer the Hershey Highway. You experience you like It. If you don’t like it that much comfort offer it as you can quite easily compete with yourself as he rams away.
9. BEING A come down: You always have tissues in your bag use them to alter his sheets and any ball bag drippage if you undergo misbehaved and not swallowed everything.
10. CLOCK-WATCHING: Never ever ever ever even evaluate of saying: “Are you going to come soon.” If you’re doing a blowie you’d undergo to take your communicate off to communicate the question. If you’re giving a hand-job you should have gone to the gym to work your biceps. If he’s shagging you and takes more than 10 minutes you should be grateful. This is not a time trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.
11. FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Don’t ask him if you’re the best lover he’s ever had most men have had so many sexual partners that it is unlikely that you are. gratify don’t ask a man to lie about such an important thing.
12. PLAYING DEAD: Don’t just lie there do something. Good sex is not a spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful bring home the bacon. We don’t mind that and we’re blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the act to show your appreciation.
13. BEING POSSESSIVE: If you are lucky to undergo an imaginative lover who can satisfy two women at a measure don’t sneer at or evaluate his exciting suggestion that one of your friends joins you to make up a threesome. If he’s a real man he’s probably shagging her anyway. Plus you might learn something from her to keep your man really happy.
14. NOT KEEPING YOUR HAIR ON: Don’t shave all your pubic hair off. It makes your snatch look like a piece of poultry past its sell-by date. At best it looks like the snatch of a ten-year-old. If you want to trim go for a nice sexy racing stripe in the manner favored by the Playboy models that your man would rather be shagging.
15. SPITTING IT OUT: When a man has gone to so much trouble to ejaculate and get his aim right into your mouth it is rude to cough out it out without savoring taste and gluey texture. You should compete with semen like a block of Hubba Bubba blowing bubbles chewing and throwing from side to side. A lie desire “I love it when you go in my mouth” makes for a happy finale to fun and games.
16. BEING UNGRATEFUL: Never forget to thank a man for all the effort and energy he has expended on making love to you - especially if a)sex has lasted more than five minutes and/or b)you managed to bring home the bacon an orgasm. A man’s role in sex is far more demanding than a woman’s so it is always nice when one’s prowess is appreciated.
17. SEEKING FAVORS: Never contemplate taking advantage of your man’s change after-sex glow to seek favors or alter requests. As he drops off into well-deserved slumber elude the urge to ask. “Do you evaluate I should buy that change avoid sofa. Mercedes country cottage?” There is a name for the learn of mixing sex with material gain - prostitution.
Very nice. Mostly we men are treated like shit or perverts or branded as sickos if we ask for sex or try to enjoy sex even with our wives. Our job is to provide provide give. and get nothing in return. Over the centuries women undergo been conditioned to act as martyrs so much so that now the girl child is born as a martyr. She grows up conditioned to demand from her father brothers her boyfriend and then from her husband. and give absolutely nothing in return. And if the male demands anything he is promptly branded as a pervert and thrown to the wolves or to the media or worse to the police...
These are views of male Chauvinistic not only they be double standards but portray men like stray dogs… for eg “This is not a measure trial but a blissful act of union between two sexually aware and gifted human beings.” Why is this put into the context since the whole thing is written about sex pleasure for males and treating women like sexual objects?
But sometimes it takes alot to prove your point. I do believe there are more female readers of your communicate but simply dont leave comments.
Editor's Reply: Its ok wisdom girl. It's all in the family. And I hope there are more female readers on Debonairblog. Would be glad to hear from you on what more you would desire to see on the communicate from a girls point of view. gratify feel free to send in your views to debonairblog @ gmail com. Thanks for the same.
Wisdom girl not only lacks wisdom.. her lack of clutch on the issue at transfer (pun intended) and lack of command of the English language makes her affix very confusing. She has merely reinforced the 'martyrdom' viewpoint in which the male 'enjoys' but the female 'suffers'. The act of sexual penetration is a anguish for the female. or so it is projected. We men have no objection to be called 'dogs'. at least we are affectionate loving loyal and give much in return for very little. But if the human male is a 'dog' then the human female becomes a 'complain' and that surely does not give any positive signals..
I think you should also post similar article and Express the feeling which a girl/ woman cares most during inetrcourse sessions. You can write 17. 25. 50...... more points you like.
when this "bitches" use their body to get favor at the workplace or to get promotion in their offices they called themselves very smart and intelligent.
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