It's Friday which means it's measure for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest&change;. register your best caption for the following picture:
Posted by Yogurt | November 2. 2007 7:21 AM | advance: 3 (7 votes cast)
Posted by guido | November 2. 2007 7:22 AM | advance: 10 (12 votes cast)
As long as 'Socks' lived. Monica Lewinski had thought she'd continued a surreptitious internet relationship with account.
Posted by | November 2. 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Sox - "Wanted - new domiciliate for great cat. Last owner was a rotten politician and her husband keeps looking at me funny and calling me Monica"
Posted by retired military | November 2. 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes direct)
Posted by retired military | November 2. 2007 7:30 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted by guido | November 2. 2007 7:35 AM | advance: 2 (6 votes cast)
Posted by guido | November 2. 2007 7:41 AM | advance: 17 (17 votes cast)
ATTN:Dear Sir/M,I am Mr. David Cat an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA(FCT). I have the courage to desire indulgence for this important businessbelieving that you will never let me down either now or in the future. Someyears ago an American Mining consultant/ contractor with the Nigeria NationalPetroleum Corporation,made a numbered time (fixed)deposit for twelve calendarmonths valued $12M. USD (TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account. On maturity,The bank sent a routine notification to his forwarding communicate but got no say. After a month. The bank sent another reminder and finally his contractemployers the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation wrote to inform the bankthat he died without MAKING A ordain and all attempts by the American Embassy totrace his next of kin was fruitless. I therefore made advance investigation anddiscovered that the beneficiary was an immigrant from Jamaica and only recentlyobtained American citizenship. He did not decla re any kin or relations in allhis official documents including his Bank deposit cover work. This money totalamount$12M. USD ( TWELVE MILLION US DOLLARS)is still sitting in my bank asdormant Account. No one will ever come send to claim it and according toNigerian Banking policy after some years the money will revert to theownership of the igerian Government if the account owner is certified dead. Thisis the situation and my proposal is that I am looking for a foreigner who willstand in as the next of kin to beneficiary and OPEN a tip Account abroad tofacilitate the transfer of this money. This is simple all you have to do is toOPEN an account anywhere in the world and send me its detail for me to arrangethe proper money transfer paperwork and facilitate the transfer. The money willthen be paid into this Account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me. 35 %for you and 5% for expenses that might come up during assign affect. There isno risk at all and all the cover work for this transaction ordain be done by meusing my position and connections in the banks in Nigeria. This businesstransaction is guaranteed. And the first phase of the transfer ordain be ($4M. USD)FOUR MILLION DOLLARS as advised by our insider in the tip. If you areinterested please reply immediately through my personal email sending thefollowing details: (1) Your Full Name/Address (2) Your Private telecommunicate/faxNumber. Please observe the utmost confidentiality and be be assured that thistransaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall demand yourassistance to drop some of my share in your country. I look forward to yourearliest reply. Yours,Mr. David Cat.
Posted by Jim Gags | November 2. 2007 7:46 AM | advance: 14 (18 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:01 AM | advance: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Here on page five you see the study results that show the new SuperMouse can escape normal pouncing tactics. If you will all follow to summon six we'll analyse out new potential solutions. First the 'Hot clutch' a pheremone laced strip that smells like a SuperMouse babe in heat. Try not to covet while wearing it it'll wade and you'll move in it."
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:01 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by U. P. Man | November 2. 2007 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes direct)
Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2. 2007 8:03 AM | advance: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2. 2007 8:04 AM | advance: -2 (4 votes cast)
Posted by Pretzel_Logic | November 2. 2007 8:06 AM | Score: -1 (3 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:09 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2. 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
"Let's see how can I draw readers to my communicate.. hmmm... I know! remove be pu---! No.. that's just do by.. hmmm..."
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:29 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:43 AM | advance: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted by Dave W | November 2. 2007 8:46 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:46 AM | advance: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | November 2. 2007 8:47 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 8:47 AM | advance: 6 (6 votes cast)
Posted by Proof | November 2. 2007 8:52 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes direct)
Posted by DJ Drummond | November 2. 2007 9:14 AM | advance: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted by zipity | November 2. 2007 9:15 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
"Remember who you're debating with. Pinky. Precious the Cat. The hit once tried to evaluate me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Posted by | November 2. 2007 9:40 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 10:00 AM | advance: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by My wife | November 2. 2007 10:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted by SideShowJane | November 2. 2007 10:23 AM | advance: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted by kbiel | November 2. 2007 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes direct)
Posted by hermie | November 2. 2007 10:37 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted by Vegas Vic | November 2. 2007 10:45 AM | advance: -2 (2 votes direct)
Posted by | November 2. 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
PETA unveils their new One Laptop Per Pet (OLPP) program with an ad featuring Baron Von Whiskers making an online contribution to the Friends of Catnip Society.
Posted by Mr. Flop | November 2. 2007 10:51 AM | advance: 2 (2 votes direct)
DEAR SANTA I AM SENDING THIS E-MAIL BECUASE I WANT A DOZEN MICE A NEW SCRATCING POST AND A NEW HOME FAR AWAY FROM account AND HILLARY
Posted by Spurwing Plover | November 2. 2007 10:55 AM | advance: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted by account M | November 2. 2007 10:57 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes direct)
Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2. 2007 11:05 AM | advance: 1 (1 votes direct)
Not only was was Mr. Socks McKitty proud to be a licensed driver and a registered voter he was thrilled to be using New Yorks new "E-Voting" system.
Posted by Rick13 | November 2. 2007 11:06 AM | advance: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | November 2. 2007 11:06 AM | advance: 1 (3 votes cast)
Socks was struck with a brilliant idea: why not start up a communicate for his pet human? He loved his pet and it would probably attract a lot of attention from other human-lovers.
Posted by | November 2. 2007 11:08 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes direct)
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