Just over at the and do you know what? They don't have a spokesperson. This should be remedied and of course there are only two candidates who could handle it. ; and the mascot for the Coastal Plain unify Columbia. S. C. Blowfish.
Lauren Caitlin Upton. Miss Teen South Carolina:
• Recently finished third in the desire Teen USA Pageant hosted by Mario Lopez.• Has.• Believes that all U. S. Americans should undergo maps such as.• Will attend Appalachian State to study graphic design. South Africa.
• .• The only minor unify baseball mascot who is potentially lethal when not cooked properly.• Blowie is available for live parties and bar mitzvahs.• Requires detailed directions (Blowie cannot read maps).
There you have it; a bit of whimsy for you and me on a Friday but something that is deadly serious to South Carolinians let me affirm you. With luck one of our two candidates will be in place in time for the state's Presidential primary. It's just too bad that Strom Thurmond is unavailable to make this a three-way race due to being dead.
Can we combine the two and undergo a super ultra spokes-gal Laurie Blowie. I think we could all get behind that or in front of it.
I'm pretty sure Blowie can't speak thus negating the determine of a spokesperson. Then again. Ms. Upton hasn't necessarily been coherent either...
Intellectually neither is superior. Neither can articulate a thought better than the other. By fail you have to go by the boobies.
I speculate since I don't answer for the presidency of Red Sox nation. I could run for this office...
It's just too bad that Strom Thurmond is unavailable to make this a three-way go due to being dead.
A Lauren. Blowie. Strom threesome? Yeah that would sell on the internets.
Blowie looks desire he just stepped out of a scene from the MLB "Sexual Education: Avoiding STD's Video"
I evaluate he played one of the genital worts.
• Blowie is available for bachelor parties and bar mitzvahs. What about my fantasy football draft? Pay will depend on attire.
As someone who attended college in Cola. SC. I am really torn as to who I should be most embarrassed by - Blowie or Caitlin.
@: Lauren and Bush will certainly get along come up consdiering their apparent IQs. Although David Gregory would eat her alive.
If Blowie is a girl then yes,yes. I am oddly attracted to blowie's lips.*
*only if said blowie is a girl of legal age. Otherwise no,yes.
@: We had a girl who was called "Squeezie".
@: He claims to never knowingly used steroids but instead a product his friends referred to as "".
In fairness to the hottie - Blowie isn't the only "potentially lethal if cooked improperly" minor league mascot. E Coli is everywhere these days people - everywhere!
Will Deadspin gratify furnish a little less attention to the express I just happened to be born in. Pay no attention to the fact that I'm comfort stuck here 30 years later. I'm gonna act sometime dammit!
@: Twoeightnine & Suss-- undergo entered a non-aggression pact & pledged not to rest nor lay an transfer on each other. 'til such time as you. BristolKid are terminated.
A brother's just tryin' to make a living off this poor dame. Is the combudsman gonna get me? Besides it's a HOT SHIRT.
@: No no -- my compliments on the apparel. Just at this point we undergo almost as many haberdasher-spinoffs from this blog as blog-spinoffs. So many cooks. & all. Such as.
Related article:
http://deadspin.com/sports/welcome-to-thunderdome/south-carolina-needs-a-spokesperson-295539.php
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